The Lesbian Show - Dykes in Space Clip Oct 20, 1983 - Vancouver Co-Op Radio

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Music:
[Pomp and Circumstance, Op. 39 - no.1 fades out]

Narrator:
Dykes in Spaaaccceeeeeee! [music comes back in]

Narrator:
As we join the DykeTrek in their endless lost voyage through Dyke space, four billion Dykeups from the planet Dykeotan, we find Captain Queer [applause]. First Mate Butchy [applause]. And the amazingly brilliant Doctor Lesbo [applause]. Battling the evil brainwashing forces of heteroseconsssss, the Dykeotan Defence Corp has chosen the fearless dykeonauts to save the universe from the hetero seconds, a form of life known to the Dykes on Planet Dykes 10 has creatures who have the powers to alter dyke life on Planet Dykeotan, as it is known now. It is the year four thousand and dyke-teen as we tune in now to our transmitter frequencies to be able to overhear the tactics of Captain Queer and her fearless crew, who have just received a dyke-o-gram from Dykeotan Defence Co-op explaining their mission for today.

First Mate Butchy:
First Mate Butchy here reporting to dyke control with the dyke-o-gram for the D.D.C. Captain Queer. Shall I feed it into the dyke-o-gram display model for Dyke-o-computer readout?

Captain Queer:
10-4 first mate Butchy, and send the amazingly brilliant Dr. Lesbo up from sick bay.

First Mate Butchy:
Right away Captain Queer. I am now feeding into the dyke-o-gram display module for dyke-o-computer readout. [Over the speaker system: Calling the amazingly brilliant Dr. Lesbo to mission control. Dr. Lesbo to control].

Captain Queer:
Dr. Lesbo, I see you have decided to be a part of this crew after all. You're just in time to hear our important mission from the D.D.C..

Doctor Lesbo:
Is it true Captain Queer uh that the heterosecons are threatening to take over Planet Dykeotan?

Captain Queer:
I'm afraid so, Doctor. Nobody knows where or when they could attack. We have to be on our guard all the time, every dyke-o-second of the day.

Doctor Lesbo:
Well, I'll try and do my best captain queer. I know every Dyke on Planet Dykeotan will be counting on us.

Captain Queer:
First mate Butchy has the dyke-o-gram come out of the dyke-o-scan yet?

First Mate Butchy:
Yes, captain, I'll pull it over now. Shall I read it?

Captain Queer:
Yes, of course. I wonder what the D.D.C. has cooked up for us this time.

First Mate Butchy:
Dyke-o-gram reads as follows Captain Queer: to the fearless crew of the DykeTrek. You have been chosen as a defence tactic of the D.D.C. to protect planet Dykeotan and her life forms from the evil brainwashing force of the life forms two plants[planets?] east of Dykeotan, the heteroseconsssssss.

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